Facebook Press Releases from the not-so-distant Future

Facebook changes company name to WWW.
Facebook signed up the last connected human today, reaching the 2B user mark. CEO, Mark Z was quoted as saying “We have the whole wide world right where we want them”.


Facebook proves to be Fad

Mass user exodus attributed to Groucho Marx – “I wouldn’t want to be a member of a club that would have me”.

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